Hi there! I hope you enjoy the Archive. My alter ego is Chuck and that is why I collect these jokes.
When monsters go to bed. They check their closets for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once shattered the space-time continuum. He felt so bad, he put it back together.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry !
In the Beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Waldo is actually hiding from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a coal mine and turned it into a diamond mine.
Chuck Norris does not do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris was a pallbearer at his own funeral.
Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light.
Rev 6.16.2026
