{"id":115,"date":"2026-06-05T06:02:52","date_gmt":"2026-06-05T10:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/johnnyozelius.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2026-06-09T07:00:27","modified_gmt":"2026-06-09T11:00:27","slug":"chuck-norris-facts-6-5-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnnyozelius.com\/index.php\/2026\/06\/05\/chuck-norris-facts-6-5-2026\/","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris Facts 6-5-2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>When monsters go to bed. They check their closets for Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Chuck Norris once shattered the space-time continuum. He felt so bad, he put it back together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi there!   Thanks for stopping by. I corrected one thing today!  The concept is not Chuck Norris jokes but Chuck Norris Facts!    See you tomorrow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JohnnyO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When monsters go to bed. They check their closets for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once shattered the space-time continuum. He felt so bad, he put it back together. Hi there! Thanks for stopping by. I corrected one thing today! The concept is not Chuck Norris jokes but Chuck Norris Facts! See you tomorrow! JohnnyO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pooredgarsalmanac"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnnyozelius.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnnyozelius.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnnyozelius.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnnyozelius.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnnyozelius.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/johnnyozelius.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116,"href":"https:\/\/johnnyozelius.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions\/116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnnyozelius.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnnyozelius.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnnyozelius.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}